Je pense que c'est poussins son tres mignon.
...in homage to the piece I'm working on how could I resist these peeps?
This is what they are probably saying the one with the blue sword is French, his name is Jean-luc and the red sword is British and his name is Clive.
Jean-Luc: En Guard you brown toothed Britange!
Clive: Sod off you French bastard. I can smell you from across the channel.